My Confined Space

New Website Hotness

2006-03-15T16:25:00.000-08:00

new url!

I went out and bought myself a nice url for the site ,and i have hosting and everything for it.

go to www.myconfinedspace.com to find the new site!

omg, it's teh awesome

No Thumper

2006-03-10T05:38:00.000-08:00

You can buy these from evolvefish.com

I'm going to assume that everyone out there can figure out what the sticker means, right?

Prepare to die.

2006-03-09T10:23:00.000-08:00

HELLO
my name is
Inigo Montoya
You kill my
father

Prepare to die.

Cat In The Hat!

2006-02-24T11:22:00.000-08:00

Th,the ca.... cat in the ha....

Fuck this,
I'll just be a stripper

Volkswagen Ted Kennedy Advertisement

2006-02-24T07:09:00.000-08:00

I mentioned this once or twice before, and was amused to find the actualy advertisement that wikipedia mentioned. Here's the text from the scanned in page:

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today.

It floats.

The way our boy is built, we'd be surprised if it didn't.

The sheet of flat steel that goes udnerneath every Volkswagen keeps out water, as well as dirt and salt and other nasty things that can eat away at the underside of a car. So it's watertight at the bottom.

And everybody knows it's easier to shut the door on a Volkswagen after you've rolled won the window a little. That proves it's practically airtight on top.

If it was a boat, we could call it the Water Bug.

It's not a boat, it's a car.

And, like mary Jo kapechne, It's only 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

So it won't stay afloat forever. Just long enough.

Poor Teddy.

If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.

Tower of Babel

2006-02-21T09:17:00.000-08:00

The Tower of Babel:

by Pieter Brueghel the Elder

Genesis 11:1-9

1 Now the entire earth was of one language and uniform words. 2 And it came to pass when they traveled from the east, that they found a valley in the land of Shinar and settled there. 3 And they said to one another, "Come, let us make bricks and fire them thoroughly"; so the bricks were to them for stones, and the clay was to them for mortar. 4 And they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city and a tower with its top in the heavens, and let us make ourselves a name, lest we be scattered upon the face of the entire earth". 5 And the Lord descended to see the city and the tower that the sons of man had built. 6 And The LORD said, "Lo! [they are] one people, and they all have one language, and this is what they have commenced to do. Now, will it not be withheld from them, all that they have planned to do? 7 Come, let us descend and confuse their language, so that one will not understand the language of his companion". 8 And the Lord scattered them from there upon the face of the entire earth, and they ceased building the city. 9 Therefore, He named it Babel, for there the Lord confused the language of the entire earth, and from there the Lord scattered them upon the face of the entire earth.

Land Of The Dead: Dead Reckoning

2006-02-20T11:39:00.000-08:00

The name of this craft is "Dead Reckoning", and it's outfitted with several machine guns, and missles, and other destructive pieces of glorious equipment. All of this to combat the hordes of the living dead. Dead Reckoning protected the remains of humanity from the Land Of The Dead.

Sky Watch Alert Level

2006-02-20T07:20:00.000-08:00

The Sky Is Falling

The Sky Is Falling, also known as Chicken Little, Chicken Licken or Henny Penny is an old, classical fable of unknown origin about a chicken who believes the sky is falling. The phrase has also become used to indicate a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

2006-02-20T07:15:00.000-08:00

My Lord Spaketh so:

Glass parking lot is a turn of phrase used to express the idea that an eventual nuclear war will essentially turn the world into a bed of glass. The term is also used to refer to an area of sand after a nuclear bomb is detonated over it. The expression rose out of nuclear tests in New Mexico during the Manhattan Project. The heat from the bombs turned the area into a plate of glass.

The definition of "over doing it"

2006-02-19T20:14:00.000-08:00

From the Wikipedia overlords:

A subwoofer is a loudspeaker which reproduces bass frequencies from about 20 Hz to about 200 Hz. Frequencies 16 Hz or lower are more felt than heard. Subwoofers reproduce frequencies from about 35 Hz to about 200 Hz. It is difficult for small loudspeakers to reproduce frequencies below 40 Hz, especially above 100 dB, and so it is often advantageous to use a loudspeaker dedicated to this task.

Ok, so I have a 10 inch bazooka tube in the back of my car, but this? This is an example of a pure and utter asshat. The kind of person that has this running in his truck can be heard for several city blocks.

The Goggles! They Do NOTHING.

2006-02-17T07:39:00.000-08:00

Frequently on Fark, people thrown down CCG cards that have been photoshopped. This is one of my favorites, and I would love to credit someone with this. I see the Ronald Bieber copywrite notice, but I'm not sure where his website is...

I'd Rather Hunt With Cheney...

2006-02-17T07:35:00.000-08:00

Anyone know someone that's selling these as bumper stickers? I would love to see them get some free press!

This sticker is of course refering to the fact that if you go hunting with Dick Cheney, you'll end up with bird shot in your face and heart, and have an extended stay at a hospital. Compare that with if you go driving with Ted Kennedy, you'll end up dead.

2006-02-16T13:32:00.000-08:00

Nobody knows as much as wikipedia on Free Speech Zones:

Free speech zones (also known as First Amendment Zones or derisively as Free speech cages) are areas set aside in public places for political activists to exercise their right of free speech. Although such zones existed earlier, instituted by the Clinton administration, they gained more attention after the WTO Meeting of 1999 and have been used vigorously by the George W. Bush administration. Civil libertarians claim that they are used as a form of censorship and public relations management to conceal opposition from the public and elected officials. There is much controversy surrounding the creation of these areas — the mere existence of such zones is offensive to some people, who maintain that the First Amendment to the United States Constitution makes the entire country an unrestricted free speech zone.

Personally, I'm one of those that are offended by the mere thought of these places being in existance. In effect they're methods of saying "Yeah we care about free speech, just do it over there in the corner where we can't hear you, the TV crew can't see you, and you won't be able to change anything."

CF-18

2006-02-16T13:27:00.000-08:00

Notice the paint job right underneath the canopy, it's supposedly a "Faux canopy" to confuse other pilots in a close encounter dog fight. Of course, how often do you get close enough to see the other pilot? Not as often as you would think. Most engagements are long distance affairs with missles and rockets doing most of the talking. Or...maybe I'm just talking about of my ass.

All hail Xenu!

2006-02-16T10:03:00.000-08:00

As we all know, Katie Holmes is preggo with Tom Cruises' child. But who is this Xenu character?

In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the "Galactic Confederacy") who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today.

Cthulhu Fthagn! IA!

2006-02-16T08:52:00.000-08:00

This is of course referring to the "Dean Scream" :

Dean attended a post-caucus rally for his volunteers in Iowa to deliver his concession speech, aimed at cheering up those in attendance. Forced to shout over the cheers of his enthusiastic audience, Dean didn't realize the crowd noise was being filtered out by his unidirectional microphone, leaving only his full-throated exhortations audible to the television viewers. To those at home, it sounded as if he was raising his voice out of sheer emotion. Recordings from within the crowd made it clear that Dean was shouting in order to be heard over the cheers of the crowd but it also showed him to be be highly emotive.

Many in the television audience criticized the speech as loud, peculiar, and unpresidential. [19] In particular, this quote from the speech was aired repeatedly in the days following the caucus:

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York … And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeah!!!"

This final "yeeeaaaahhh" has become known in American political folklore as either "the Dean Scream" or the "I Have a Scream" speech (satirical of I Have a Dream). Interestingly, while most listeners of the speech considered the scream some version of "yeah!," many in the print media, such as Time Magazine transcribed it as "yearrgh!" or some variation thereof, giving readers a much different impression of his tone than those who saw the video.

Jennifer Connely

2006-02-15T09:13:00.000-08:00

Actress Jennifer Connely (link goes to IMDB)

I just watched the Rocketeer on DVD last night, and I remembered the crush that I had on this beautiful woman. I fell in love with her acting style and onscreen beauty at first sight, and I've attempted to follow her career as well as possible. Until recently, (and with the joys of wikipedia) I did not realize that it was a comic series. Now I want to find the comics and read em!

Ron Jeremy

2006-02-15T08:55:00.000-08:00

From the glorious wikipedia article on this god-like man:

When he entered the pornography industry, he changed his name at the request of his father. Jeremy is referred to as "the clown prince of porn" and "The Hedgehog". He has gained some notoriety for his long penis, reported to be 9.75 inches (24.76 cm) and for being capable of autofellatio (which contributed towards the "Hedgehog" moniker)....

...His venture into pornographic movies occurred during the "golden era" of 1975–83 — marked by high production values and good quality scripts, with the movies intended for cinematic release rather than video. However, during this era the production of adult movies was still illegal. Jeremy left New York for California but he was arrested on two occasions and faced a lengthy jail sentence before being reprieved as a result of the Hal Freeman precedent in the United States Supreme Court of 1988.

Despite his appearance, he has featured in over 2,000 films to date and has directed a further 100. He claims he gets more work when he is a bit on the heavy side, and this is the reason why he does not try to lose weight. He also claims to have had sex with over 4,000 women. He has said that he finds every woman beautiful, and this is what makes him a very versatile porn actor....

Food Pyramid

2006-02-14T13:06:00.000-08:00

Happy Consumerist Day!

2006-02-14T13:04:00.000-08:00

From the wikipedia article on the day:

St. Valentine's Day falls on February 14, and is the traditional day on which lovers in certain cultures let each other know about their love, commonly by sending Valentine's cards, which are often anonymous. The history of Valentine's day can be traced back to a Catholic Church feast day, in honor of Saint Valentine. The day's associations with romantic love arrived after the High Middle Ages, during which the concept of romantic love was formulated.

The day is now most closely associated with the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of "valentines." Modern Valentine symbols include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, the practice of hand writing notes has largely given way to the exchange of mass-produced greeting cards. The Greeting Card Association estimates that, world-wide, approximately one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year behind Christmas. The association also estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines.

Space pictures make me happy

2006-02-13T08:06:00.000-08:00

Space pictures make me go crazy-go-nutz:

First, we have a rogue asteroid, which is cool, but scary, because it's real, and present danger. We could find out tomorrow that a rock the size of the state of newyork is on it's way to meet us from space. Luckily, we have either Bruce Willis or Morgan Freeman to save us all from certain and utter destruction.

Second, is something that's just plain ol' exciting: Space elevators!

A space elevator is a hypothetical structure designed to transport material from a planet's surface into space. Many different types of space elevator structures have been proposed. They all share the goal of replacing rocket propulsion with the traversal of a fixed structure via a mechanism not unlike an elevator, hence its name, in order to move material into or beyond orbit. Space elevators have also sometimes been referred to as beanstalks, space bridges, space lifts or space ladders.

The most common proposal is a tether, usually in the form of a cable or ribbon, that spans from the surface to a point beyond geosynchronous orbit. As the planet rotates, the inertia at the end of the tether counteracts gravity and keeps the tether taut. Vehicles can then climb the tether and escape the planet's gravity without the use of rockets. Such a structure could eventually permit delivery of great quantities of cargo and people to orbit, and at costs only a fraction of those associated with current means.

Both are from Mondolithic's website, which is friggin awesome and stuff.

Don't Drive With Ted Kennedy

2006-02-13T07:55:00.000-08:00

DANGER:
Do not accept ride from Ted Kennedy.

Why not? From the wikipedia article:

On July 18, 1969, after a party on Chappaquiddick Island near the island of Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, Kennedy, allegedly intoxicated, a claim which he denies, drove away with Mary Jo Kopechne as a passenger in his 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88. According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to Dike Bridge (also spelled Dyke Bridge), a wooden bridge that was angled obliquely to the road, and drove over its side, which had no guardrail. The car plunged into tide-swept Poucha Pond (at that location a channel) and landed upside down under the water. Kopechne died, but as no autopsy was performed, precise cause of death is unknown. Kennedy claims he tried several times to swim down to reach her, then rested on the bank for several minutes before returning on foot to the Lawrence Cottage, where the party attended by Kopechne and other "boiler room girls" had occurred.

Joseph Gargan (Kennedy's cousin) and party co-host Paul Markham then returned to the pond with Kennedy to try to rescue Kopechne. Though there was a telephone at the Lawrence Cottage, nobody called for help. When their efforts to rescue Kopechne failed, Kennedy decided to return to his hotel on the mainland. As the ferry had shut down for the night, Kennedy swam the short distance back to Edgartown.

Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, before he contacted the police.

The next morning (July 19, 1969) the police recovered Kennedy's car. Kopechne's body was discovered by diver John Farrar, who observed that a large amount of air was released from the car when it was righted in the water, and that the trunk, when opened, was remarkably dry. These observations and others have led some to believe that Kopechne had not drowned, but suffocated in an air pocket within the car.

The incident quickly blossomed into a scandal. Kennedy was criticized for allegedly driving drunk, for failing to save Kopechne, for failing to summon help immediately and for contacting not the police but rather his lawyer first.

Kennedy entered a plea of guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury. He received a sentence of two months in jail, which was suspended. An Edgartown grand jury later reopened the investigation but did not return an indictment.

Kennedy's critics and political opponents question whether justice was served in this case. The case resulted in much satire directed against Kennedy, including a National Lampoon page showing a floating Volkswagen Beetle with the remark that Kennedy would have been elected President had he been driving a Beetle that night; this satire allegedly resulted in legal action by Volkswagen complaining of unauthorized use of their trademark.

War Games

2006-02-07T13:38:00.000-08:00

One of the best 80's movies of all time: War Games!

In that movie, the computer went schizo and decided that it was going to launch missles at Russia in a preemptive strike that would ensure the victory of the US in the cold war, and it wasn't until the kid (Matthew Broderick) made it play tic tac toe that the computer realized that much like the game, nuclear war is ultimately unwinable.

So, the funny part of this picture, is it says "war on terror". Get it? Unwinable, there will be no victor, and just like what's happened with the cold war, it will ultimately fizzle out. hopefully.

AT&T, Your world delivered

2006-02-01T07:18:00.000-08:00

AT&T
Your world
Delivered to the NSA.

This is from a EFF class action suit against AT&T, because apparently when you turn over 300 terabytes of information to the NSA, it gets people's attention.

Bitch Stole My Fish

2006-01-25T11:12:00.000-08:00

The look on this kid's face is classic, I literally laughed out loud at it!

ha!
(teehee)

G.W. Speach Checklist

2006-01-25T11:10:00.000-08:00

My Spech Cheklist
By G.W.

Terrerist
911
Mor Terrer
Mor 911
Fear
Stay The Course

The Tech Support Caller Warning System

2006-01-24T12:23:00.000-08:00

Low Stupidity Condition	Signifies a caller offers little or no risk of causing the tech a cranial aneurysm. This is usually a calller who understand that most technical "secrets" are cleverly concealed in the mysterious things called "manuals." Recommendation: Cherish these ones.
Suspicious Stupiditity Condition	Signifies a caller who is suspected of weapons-grade stupidity, without any real evidence. Recommendation: Send "inspectors."
Elevated Stupidity Condition	Indicates a significant risk of stroke in the tech cause by a caller who insist that "there is no 'any key' on the keyboard" and that "there's no way I can click on 'you computer' from over here."Recommendation: Slow Breating exercisiese and a good punching bag.
High Stupidity Condition	Indicates a high risk of an apoplectic fit. callers insist that their operating system is "netscape," their web browser is by "Logitech" and the specific application that blew up on them is "Microsoft." (Heh) Recommendation: Join a Zen Monastery
Severe Stupidity Condition	Indicates the highest risk possible. Adrenaline overload and renal failure caused by callers who angrily state that they have a degree and are in fact very clever, and that the tech must "hop to it and fix things." When asked to "open a window" they do in fact get up and open a window. Alas. Recommendation: a large bludgeoning instrument. For you or them, it's really your choice.

From our friends over at User Friendly

Satellite Picture of Kennedy Space Center

2006-01-13T16:33:00.000-08:00

I believe this is from Google Earth, but I'm not sure...either way, this is the Kennedy Space Center down here in Florida. You can see the crawler (upper left on the roadway) that transports the fully assembled shuttle from the hanger bay to the launch pad. I've been to the space center a couple times, and while it's damn interesting, it can be boring, because the place is simply so damn huge, and much of it is offlimits now. (thank you terrorists!)

Mountain go BOOM.

2006-01-13T16:27:00.000-08:00

With recent news of volcano blowing up, I figured a kickass picture one one cooking off was in order.

Iraqi Sandstorm

2006-01-12T07:55:00.000-08:00

Found this out in the vast wasteland that is the internet. I remember seeing this picture back when it was new, and there was a whole series of them. This is some serious stormage, but I wonder how it compares to a hurricane? It somewhat reminds me of the opening scenes of "ID4: Independence Day" where the alien spaceships are coming down, and the clouds are billowing towards the earth. On here, it's mother nature that's rolling across the desert, and she can be much more of a bitch then any spaceheaded aliens.

[EDIT]:
Look at that, my first double post! Looks like I had this up before.

Redneck Pacifier

2006-01-12T06:40:00.000-08:00

So, I've heard it all before, kids should not be an extention of their parent's ill humor towards humanity, but this is simply too good to pass by. If/when I have kids, they will surely have pacifiers much like this one.

Go Break Yo Self Fool!

2006-01-11T19:40:00.000-08:00

"If it's hard to grasp
why disable people
need this space,
WE SUGGEST:
Go and break
your fucking spine."

Sounds painful, but makes a good point. My office has a window overlooking the parking lot, and the handicapped spot is right by me. You have no idea how many times I see rather spry looking people jumping out of their cars.

Love you long time!

2006-01-11T19:37:00.000-08:00

"I will not love
you long time"

A rather disgruntled lookin gal here, eh? The t-shirt is a response to the classic "Full Metal Jacket" line.

Would you put a T-Rex on YOUR ark?

2006-01-11T12:50:00.000-08:00

Say that you though god was going to blow up / flood the world, and he had chosen you to go out and take up a pair of each animal. Would you take a T-Rex? or how about a pair of Raptors? I know everyone thinks they're all cuddly and shit, but lemme tell you, after the honey moon, life gets rough.

No Means.....whoa!

2006-01-11T12:47:00.000-08:00

"No means
Eat me out first."

Yeah baby!

What would MacGyver do

2006-01-09T11:59:00.000-08:00

Just what would MacGyver do? Make some kind of cool shit outta a toilet paper roll and some bailing wire! That's what!

Serenity / Firefly Movie Posters

2006-01-09T10:39:00.000-08:00

I simply cannot belive that I haven't purchased this movie yet. /sigh being poor does suck sometimes, yeah?

Super Puppy!

2006-01-09T10:35:00.000-08:00

This is somewhat funny, because I have a dog that has the same kind of floppy ears. I think it would be hilarious if I threw him around and his ears did this, but unfortunately, he weighs in at 50 pounds. Not exactly a small sack of potatoes to be tossed about!

Tom was delicious

2006-01-09T08:50:00.000-08:00

Ok, we've all seen the "missing cat/dog/gerbil" contact me if you find him /sob/sob/sob posters on telephone poles and various walls and alleyways. This is rather funny though: over one of these missing posters for a cat named "Tom", someone's put a sheet of paper that says "your cat was delicious" and "tom was delicous". This is rofl funny, yes?

You do not have permission to access to /girl on this server

2006-01-09T08:39:00.000-08:00

A parody on 404 error :
"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /girl on this server."

What would Cthulhu Do?

2006-01-05T13:26:00.000-08:00

Piercings are cool, and so are the borg...

2006-01-05T09:37:00.000-08:00

So, you put together a hot bald chick, some piercings, some borg items, some silver make up...and you have some kind of HR Giger / Playboy spread. Now THAT would be hot.

In car / In window A/C!

2006-01-05T09:27:00.000-08:00

Let's talk about ghetto. Not only is that a window A/C unit in this dude's car, but that's a damn generator strapped to the truck.

Jesus! WTF ->

2006-01-05T09:23:00.000-08:00

There are christmas lights on the 5th story of a building (dorm perhaps) that spell out "Jesus". Might be a religous celebration, or maybe an exclamation of dorm pleasures. Either way, the people on the 2nd floor are somewhat mystified, so they've put up their own christmas lights that spell out "WTF".

pure comedy genius!

Free Cat!

2006-01-05T09:22:00.000-08:00

Another oldie but goodie :

Free cat!

Nudist Beach

2006-01-05T09:18:00.000-08:00

NUDIST BEACH

Fat chicks prohibited beyond this point

Mars panorama

2006-01-03T11:02:00.000-08:00

From a mars panorama pictures website. Pretty cool stuff, I just made one of them my desktop.

And on a side note, the author of that site is on crack. He's boasting about firefox (only the best broswer in the known world) and crackin on IE, while at the same time, displaying one of the worse choices in webpage colors and fonts I've seen in a long while. I'm surprised he didn't use the blink tag anywhere.

Windows Sex Vs Mac Sex

2006-01-03T09:51:00.000-08:00

Windows Users like to look at sex on their computers.

Mac Users Like to have sex with their computers.

Ha!

Sure! You can have my mp3s...

2006-01-03T09:47:00.000-08:00

"Sure! You can have my mp3s...

...after you pry 'em from
my cold, dead hands"

Which is how I feel too! Of course, most 'legal' MP3s these days come with some wonderfully craptastic features like DRM (itunes? why would I want something that won't let me play my music where ever I want to?) Which is why I use www.mp3tunes.com to upload all my stuff, listen to it where ever I want, and not worry about losing 10 grand in music investments. not that I've paid for much of my music mind you...commonbits/creative commons is a godsend, yes?

Buddy Jesus

2006-01-03T09:45:00.000-08:00

It's the buddy jesus from the brain farts over at ViewAskew

iCrap

2006-01-03T09:40:00.000-08:00

ICrap.

Looks so good you won't notice the smell.

"If it's colorful,
We're trying to sell it to you!"

Punch to the face...over TCP/IP

2006-01-03T09:37:00.000-08:00

Dear Lord,
Please grant me the
ability to punch
people in the face
over standard TCP/IP.

Unattended Children

2006-01-03T09:31:00.000-08:00

"Unattended Children will be given an espresso and a free puppy"

It took me a bit to figure this one out, then I remembered my grandparents always giving me coffee with 4 scoops of sugar right before my parents picked me up...guess it was revenge!

Cthulhu For President!

2005-12-29T08:49:00.000-08:00

From www.chaosium.com

Hey Middle America!

2005-12-27T11:57:00.000-08:00

Yeah!

Da Evil Monkey!

2005-12-27T11:53:00.000-08:00

I like the monkey from Family Guy. I really do! He reminds me of a certain political figure, teehee!

The Madness of King George

2005-12-27T11:48:00.000-08:00

Batman's Rogue Gallery

2005-12-27T11:29:00.000-08:00

Dick Cheney as the Penguin
Donald Rumsfeld as the Riddler
Conilisa Rice as the Catwoman
and
George W. Bush as the Joker

Tom Cruise Knows All!!

2005-12-27T11:27:00.000-08:00

This is in reference to the interview that Tom Cruise gave, in which he claimed that he had researched the history of psychiatry, and that it was all evil. Not that he's wrong, but geez man, you're too hard core.

Spider-man is gay! oh wait....

2005-12-27T11:24:00.000-08:00

Ok, so maybe he isn't so gay this time, good job spider-dude!

War Criminal!

2005-12-27T11:22:00.000-08:00

Is he or isn't he?

Sobriety Test

2005-12-27T11:16:00.000-08:00

If this looks right to you, you're drunk.

you damn alcholholic

Turn off the sarcasm!

2005-12-27T11:11:00.000-08:00

Sarcasm Off!

Mysterio is gay for you Spider-Man!

2005-12-19T11:42:00.000-08:00

Kool Aid Man kicks ass!

2005-12-19T11:40:00.000-08:00

God, kool aid is the sheit.

Big Boom!

2005-12-19T11:37:00.000-08:00

A rather impressive picture (painted? Real? who knows!) of a nukleur blast. (as GW would say)

Don't Worry. I'm From the Internet 2/2

2005-12-15T06:50:00.000-08:00

Don't Worry Sir.

I'm from the internet.

Don't Worry. I'm From the Internet 1/2

2005-12-15T06:45:00.000-08:00

Don't worry Ma'am.

I'm from the internet.

What Would Jesus Do?

2005-12-15T06:43:00.000-08:00

What would Jesus bomb? (Iraq!)

Spider-Man Is Gay. No Really. Homosexual

2005-12-15T06:40:00.000-08:00

Hahaha, spider-man is teh ghey

Gir 404 Error Screen

2005-12-15T06:37:00.000-08:00

This came from a fark thread about customizing and tweaking firefox (which everyone should have, if you don't get it now)

"Server not found
Firefox can't find the server at 222.giristheruleroferath.com

Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of worldwideweb dot example dot com instead of www.example.com.

If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection for loose wires, shorts, or potential fire hazards.

If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that firefox is premitted to access the Web, you naughty person you.

Sometimes the computer just doesn't feel like loading the page. Talk to it gently, and only use the threat of physical force as a last resort.

Use of actualy force may violate your warranty.

>>Try, Try Again<<

The Super Savior!

2005-12-15T06:27:00.000-08:00

Did someone say beefy? It's Christ on the cross all buffed up and meaty. Look at those abs! I could iron a shirt on them! OMG the savior is hawt.

Pictures from the UK's explosion

2005-12-12T12:54:00.000-08:00

Ok, on a not so funny note, but incredibly interesting (morbid I guess) here's some picture's I've found of the petrol storage station in the UK that went nova:

Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Fun 02

2005-12-11T09:09:00.000-08:00

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Fun 01

2005-12-09T21:20:00.000-08:00

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes

F.A.Q.

2005-12-08T07:18:00.000-08:00

This is a F.A.Q. Eventually, no one will see it, so I'm linking it to the sidebar too. Stay tuned to that sidebar, and it'll look cool. I promise!

1.) Where the hell do you find these things?

I regularly go to Fark, BoingBoing, Engadget, and about 50 other RSS'd websites. So, if I find something rather cool, I put it up here so I can be sure that the image isn't going to disappear or turn into mr. goatsie on me. 9/10 of the time I can give credit to where it's due, and even hopefully help the original owner turn a profit on their merchadise (posters, t-shirts, games, etc, etc)

2.) Do you have an RSS feed?

I do! I recently make it a feedburner feed, so if you're subscribed already, I would love for you to resubscribe under the feedburner url so I can see how many people are subscribed, and what my circulation is like.

3.) I have this sweet image, how do I tell you about it?

IM me on AIM : tgiokdi and we'll talk about it. I'm on at most hours. If you miss me, sucks to be you. Sucker.

4.) You have a copywritted image that I'm forced to ask you to remove....

If this is the case, call off the lawyers, I'll just take down the freepress that I'm give you, I'll say something to the effect in the post, and there won't be much of an issue. Funny pictures aren't worth being sued over.

Any other questions? IM me!

Batmobile's lost it's wheel!

2005-12-08T07:08:00.000-08:00

Ok, for those of you who are scratching your heads, this is to the tune of "Jingle Bells":

Jingle Bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin Laid an egg!
The Batmobile's lost it's wheel,
And the Joker got away...

Should be the last from the fine folks at Threadless

You Sank My Battleship!

2005-12-08T07:06:00.000-08:00

From the fine folks at Threadless

Vader's Shrubs

2005-12-08T07:04:00.000-08:00

From the fine folks over at Threadless

Evolution...NO!

2005-12-08T06:50:00.000-08:00

From the new game "Bad Day LA"

Mmm! Mmm! That's some good poopin!

2005-12-05T12:01:00.000-08:00

Mmm Mmm!

That's Some GOOD Poopin'!

From www.questionablecontent.net (one of the world's greatest webcomics ever!) He's selling this as a poster for 12 bucks. I just ordered 1 for my own apartment, and so should YOU!

Real Life Warning Sticker

2005-12-05T11:31:00.000-08:00

WARNING:

You are about to leave this place of safety, and venture into the world that lies beyond this door. You are going into a world of liars, hypocrites, murderes and thieves; of people who don't care who you are, what you think or why you're here. You are going to fight for your life when you open this door; with morons and sycophants, tin dictators, and heels, political vampires and religious fanatics. Beyond this oasis of dignity and strength lies the insanity of the uncaring, the foolish arrogance of youth and the dreadful waste of the aged. Ninety nine percent of the people you meet out there will act like fools and morons in your presence; like mindless, heartless hulks of animated protoplam whose only concern and singular goal is to destroy you. Once Outside, they will wrest your self respect from you, rip out your soul and tear your dreams to shreads. They will laugh at your opinions, gloat over your shortcomings, and delight in your destruction. Out there is misery, sorrow and sickness to awesome and frightening to be understood, too horrible to be imagined.

Have A Nice Day!

:)

WTF, H4X!!11!

2005-12-05T10:57:00.000-08:00

WTF H4X

As seen on fark

The Dry Drunk

2005-11-30T05:59:00.000-08:00

"The Dry Drunk: Starring George W. Bush and Jim Beam"

Some men are more dangerous AFTER they stop Drinking.

From the good ol' boys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

The Waaambulance!

2005-11-30T05:56:00.000-08:00

Hello, Whine-One-One? I need a WHAAAMBULANCE dispatched to my location IMMEDIATELY!

Fox News Watchers

2005-11-21T20:38:00.000-08:00

"Mommy, why do 80% of FOX "news" watchers think that Iraq had anything to do with Sepember 11?"

"Because they're f*cking stupid, Honey."

Lemme be clear in that I'm not much of an advocate of ANY particular Privately owned news company. They all have agendas, and they're all equally incompetent, it's just amazing how blazingly obvious who watches Fox.../sigh

from the great guys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

The office of president represents...

2005-11-21T20:33:00.000-08:00

"The office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken (all hail wikipedia)

from www.evilgopbastards.com

Be Nice To America!

2005-11-21T20:26:00.000-08:00

"Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country."

From the guys over at www.carryabigsticker.com (direct link)

So this is what a threadjacker really looks like...

2005-11-21T12:09:00.000-08:00

You Make Kitty Scared!

2005-11-21T12:07:00.000-08:00

Two more "Demotivators" from www.thinkgeek.com

2005-11-21T12:03:00.000-08:00

Ok, last ones here, if you want to see the rest of them just go over to www.thinkgeek.com and check em out for yourself.

Sacrifice: All We ask here is that you give us your heart.

Mistakes: It coudl be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Spaceship Lego Goodness!

2005-11-21T11:59:00.000-08:00

I'm not sure what show this particular ship is from, but I would bet it's a space anime type show. I was just really damn impressed with the beauty of it, seeing that I love both space ships and lego!

Anyone know what show it's from?

Puppy Pushers!

2005-11-21T11:50:00.000-08:00

Look! It's cute little puppies pushing a cute little kid up from the ground! Any sweeter and there would be a health warning on this post ;)

George Bush + Door = Buttsecks

2005-11-21T11:42:00.000-08:00

Combining two of my favorite subjects :

Durrrr

2005-11-18T11:37:00.000-08:00

Look at the red lines...are they straigtht?

2005-11-18T05:58:00.000-08:00

Take a good look at the red lines in the center of the image. Do they look straight to you?

Welcome To Florida!

2005-11-18T05:54:00.000-08:00

Motivation Poster

2005-11-18T05:51:00.000-08:00

MOTIVATION

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

from the glorious Think Geek

Free Tibet!

2005-11-17T09:57:00.000-08:00

FREE TIBET
with purchase of one country of equal or greater value

Get to the Choppa!

2005-11-16T11:28:00.000-08:00