Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Dry Drunk


"The Dry Drunk: Starring George W. Bush and Jim Beam"

Some men are more dangerous AFTER they stop Drinking.

From the good ol' boys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

The Waaambulance!




Hello, Whine-One-One? I need a WHAAAMBULANCE dispatched to my location IMMEDIATELY!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Fox News Watchers



"Mommy, why do 80% of FOX "news" watchers think that Iraq had anything to do with Sepember 11?"

"Because they're f*cking stupid, Honey."

Lemme be clear in that I'm not much of an advocate of ANY particular Privately owned news company. They all have agendas, and they're all equally incompetent, it's just amazing how blazingly obvious who watches Fox.../sigh

from the great guys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

The office of president represents...



"The office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken
(all hail wikipedia)

from www.evilgopbastards.com

Be Nice To America!



"Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country."

From the guys over at www.carryabigsticker.com (direct link)

So this is what a threadjacker really looks like...

You Make Kitty Scared!

Two more "Demotivators" from www.thinkgeek.com

Ok, last ones here, if you want to see the rest of them just go over to www.thinkgeek.com and check em out for yourself.


Sacrifice: All We ask here is that you give us your heart.


Mistakes: It coudl be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Spaceship Lego Goodness!

I'm not sure what show this particular ship is from, but I would bet it's a space anime type show. I was just really damn impressed with the beauty of it, seeing that I love both space ships and lego!



Anyone know what show it's from?

Puppy Pushers!




Look! It's cute little puppies pushing a cute little kid up from the ground! Any sweeter and there would be a health warning on this post ;)

George Bush + Door = Buttsecks

Combining two of my favorite subjects :

Friday, November 18, 2005

Durrrr

Look at the red lines...are they straigtht?



Take a good look at the red lines in the center of the image. Do they look straight to you?

Welcome To Florida!

Motivation Poster



MOTIVATION

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

from the glorious Think Geek

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Free Tibet!




FREE TIBET
with purchase of one country of equal or greater value

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Get to the Choppa!

An Oldie But A Goodie!



"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics:
Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Man, this picture has been around forever, but here it is, in it's glorious...glory. Right. Back to the coffee for me.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Oh The Huge Manatee!




Previous "huge man...wha?"

Friday, November 11, 2005

Times Square BillBoard



Democracy is best taught by example, not by war.

Anyone know what URL is posted in the upper right hand corner? I'd love to link to them...

[EDIT]
Looks like it's from www.projectbillboard.org Thanks Lori!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Shocker Instructions. This is how you do it kiddies.

Another FanFic Calvin & Hobbes

kk, last one, I promise:

Don't Cthuluhu! You'll get heart burn!



For more information on Cthulhu, please go to wikipedia:

All Hail Wikipedia!

Thank you Fark for FSM images!

ok, I'll admit, I got this from www.fark.com :

He's the ring bearer!


One Ring to control them all!

Holy Bible Warning Sticker


WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally.

CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Arrr, Surrender Ye Bootie!


It's president Bush! With an eye patch! Goodness gracious!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Molotov Cocktails! Yum!

Surrendering Motivational Poster




Ha Ha! Get it? cause the french surrender. And stuff. oh jesus, just laugh at the funny pictures.

But it's true! Butt sex = virgin!


Even officially, Mary didn't die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin

ButtSecks



Ok, so butt sex isn't anything to laugh about, but it's still damn funny.

Star Wars Quotes!

Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.' '

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

'Control, control! You must learn control!'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

'She's gonna blow!'

'Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

'YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home. '

"Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.'

Friday, November 04, 2005

We're Going To Free The Sh!t Out Of You!

Legal Pad and Pens! Woot!

Mickey Ticket V2.0 Now In Color!


I knew if I looked around hard enough, I could find a color version. Makes mickey look not so stupid or lumpy. Lumpy mouse does not equal good.

Calvin & Hobbes: The End

I'm aware that this is a fan made version, but it adds a bit of finality to the strip.

Elephant Pwn'd

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Optical Illusion


Ok, so here's what you're supposed to do. Say the color of the words, and not what the words spell out, so the first line would be green, red, blue, etc etc.

Good luck!

Darmok And Jalad

Eat Some Pussy!

Mickey Ticket

Huge Man....wha?

Shock 'Em!